officialjesusfanclub:

I love to take far too many drunk selfies

*”love me love me”* plays softly in the distance

donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek: get out me swamp!
donkey: aww :/

childservices:

things I deserve and need as a human and citizen of this country:
weed
more instagram followers
my ass ate!

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

honey, you’ve got a big storm comin!
Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
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shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

hair game level: lorde

hair game level: lorde

myopian:

this is art

mydadistrash:

could you show me how to adjust the seat

mydadistrash:

could you show me how to adjust the seat