semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage

dope-barista:

sbucksbarista:

I make your girlfriend scream louder then steamed eggnog.

This is the best thing ever.

d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

weloveshortvideos:

When you realise you’ve had one too many..

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SIX THOUSAND YEARS

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

nightmare-loki:

#best reaction to a zombie in the history of zombie movies

When there’s a zombie right there, it’s obvious the first thing you need to do is be absolutely terrified. The exaggerated reactions are hilarious.

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

nightmare-loki:

#best reaction to a zombie in the history of zombie movies

When there’s a zombie right there, it’s obvious the first thing you need to do is be absolutely terrified. The exaggerated reactions are hilarious.

youregoingtopieinthere:

American Horror Story (Murder House - Asylum - Coven - Freak Show) Main poster and Cast poster without text